“Thanks to the new scale in the bathroom I can finally check how much I poop.”

“Oh, I see. So you’re weighing yourself before and after and work out the difference.” “Ah. I guess that could work too.”

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On balance, that’s a shifty joke, but not overtly scatological.


I just swallowed a gold crown. The dentist made repeated statements that I absolutely had to check to make sure it was out, and if I didn’t find it in 3 days to call my GP and get xrays done. ​ ….


Good one


How does an accountant get over constipation? . . . They work it out with a pencil.


Like I’ve said many times, shit jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid number 2.