The police came to my front door tonight holding a picture of my wife.

They said, “Is this your wife, sir?” Shocked, I answered, “Yes.” They said, “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.” I said, “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”

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Reminded me of this joke for some reason: > A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. > > Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival. > > Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding–a reason I’ve never before heard– I’ll let you go.” > > The old gentleman paused then said: “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.” > > “Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.

nikhilbhavsar

Man who run behind a bus get exhausted. Man who run in front of bus get tired.

Zin333

I guess you could say her face was… Busted.

Coop-Ah-Loop

Plot twist – the policeman was the bus driver

lookinmymirror

I don’t get it, sorry, I apologise.

Environmental-Win836