What is your favorite insult, witty phrase, or string of curse words?

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I think I’ve posted about this before, but I once heard someone say, “I hope you outlive your children.” It’s savage as fuck, but now that I have kids, the weight of those words is just … holy shit. The amount of hate you must have to say that to someone…

sm1ttysm1t

“You should start carrying around a plant to replace the oxygen you waste.”

kyleMac02

If you were a spice, you’d be flour.

peely_gonna_stealy

Two of them. “Even Bob Ross thinks you’re a mistake.” “There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the english language, but I can not string enough of them together to properly convey how much I want to hit you with a chair” Alexander Hamilton, to Thomas Jefferson. Edit: not 10,375,800 words.

Heaven_is_Hell

You look like you need power tools to open a stick of butter

daydreamsfaraway