“it’s not cheating if it’s anal” this is a direct quote.
Euphorik1
You go straight from “teen” to “MILF” at around age 24, as far as I can tell.
d2factotum
the one where the dude needs to hide so he just puts a lampshade on his head and stands there.
Euphorik1
Your fully grown adult step-sister will do literally *anything* as long as you don’t tell your parents that you walked in on her masturbating.
ZsaFreigh
So get this: the dog walker (the girl) LOSES the dog, goes back to the house to the tell the owner, and the owner said something along the lines of “you are my dog now” lmao The ACTUAL fucking dog was never seen or mentioned again, and I remember laughing my ass off wondering what happened to the dog and why the owner doesn’t care
TheBoxerBySandG