Dudes who moan when shitting or pissing in a public toilet, why?

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I have a theory that about 75% of the male population will refuse to shit in a public stall unless they’re literally exploding with diarrhea. So this creates an environment where a large percentage of people you encounter in a public restroom are “going through it” Edit: Damn, can’t read all the comments but to the women questioning why men won’t shit in public bathrooms, there is a substantial difference in cleanliness and hygiene between a woman’s bathroom and a mans lol. Walk into a men’s bathroom at an MLB baseball game and walking into a stall is like walking into hell itself. Edit 2: Ok, women’s bathrooms are dirty too. Sorry, never been in one.

doyouhaveanypaper

My friends and I went to the bathroom at Union Station in DC. We all needed a quick pee before our trip and there was a guy in the stall taking a dump who was literally having an exorcism. It was essentially: *plop* “Ugghhhh” *plop plop* “OH SWEET JESUS” *ploooooop* “Mother Mary in heaveeeen” We started cracking up right there and then.

schaudhery

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!?!?!

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Had a dude at my gym sit down, crumble up his newspaper, and loudly exclaim “alright let’s see what we can do” and proceeded to make as much noise as humanely possible

coolbrandon101

I heard a dude say “get out of me!” While grunting a taking a shit in the bathroom at the bar I go to. Weird.

supraspinatus