Due to the sad state of my sex life, I have decided to convert to Islam.

My new name is Seldom Bin Laid.

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You should join my fraternity, I Felta Thigh

Prossdog

So now there are 73 virgins?

theservman

That’s a great name for a club 😂

sik_or_ski

I literally loled

Towhomitmayconcern80

So you’re gonna become one of the 72 virgins?

PARANOIAH