What happens when you mess up at ninja church?

The nun chucks you out

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? None.


Ninja jokes always surpise me. I never see them coming!


It was very frustrating when I used to work in an office with a couple of the Ninja Turtles. – Every day they kept destroying the shredder.


Be careful at the synagogue too,they know Jewjitsu.


There used to be a joke when I was young. Why don’t gypsies need birth control? They have crystal balls and can see it coming. Apologies to any gypsies reading this .