You are in a nuclear bunker with one person you have no connections and you are the last two people alive In the world, what is the worst thing you can say?

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If we have kids then either we are fucking our own children or they are fucking each other. Is that worth it for humanity?


“So, how’s the family?”


I have a girlfriend, she goes to a different bunker.


“Man, I didn’t think those launch codes would really work. Huh.”


“I’ve been trying to contact you regarding your vehicle warranty.”