A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by ISIS in Syria.

The leader of the terrorists told them that they would grant them one last request before they were beheaded. The CNN reporter said “well I’m an American, so I’d like one last hamburger with fries.” The leader nodded to an underling, who then returned with a burger and fries. The reporter ate it and said “now I can die.” The BBC reporter said “I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job til the very end.” The ISIS leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and dictated some comments. The reporter then said “now I can die knowing I stayed true until the end.” The ISIS leader then turned to the Israeli commando and said “And now, Mr. Israeli tough guy, what is your final wish?” “Kick me in the butt,” said the soldier. “What?” asked the leader, “will you mock us in the your last hour?” “No, I’m not kidding. I want you to kick me in the butt,” insisted the Israeli. So the terrorist leader shoved him into the open and kicked him in the behind. The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from under his flak jacket and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out a carbine and sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all the terrorists were dead or fleeing for their lives. As the soldier was untying the reporters, they asked him “why didn’t you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in the butt first?” “What?” replied the Israeli, “and have you report that I was the aggressor?”

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Enjoyed this from the 80’s… A Japanese and an American business man are both flying on a foreign aircraft and the plane is taken over by terrorists. These particular terrorists hate all foreigners, so they decide to kill both of them but give each one a dying wish. The terrorists ask the Japanese man what he would like, and the Japanese man says, ‟that’s easy, I’d lke to give one more lecture on the Japanese style of business.” The terrorists then ask the American what he would like, and the American businessman says, ‟all I ask is that you kill me first, so that I never have to hear another lecture on Japanese-style management.”


I never knew that ISIS buys burgers and fries for their captives :O


So they were captured, but not searched? Not bound? What a horrible job of managing captives.


haha, sad but true, great joke!


And then they all grabbed an ISIS-cream at the local parlour.