A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. “Is everything okay, pal?” the bartender asks. “My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn’t going to talk to me for a month.”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, “Well, maybe that’s kind of a good thing. You know… a little peace and quiet?” “Yeah. But today is the last day…”

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Dads gonna love this one..

mrville502

I’m just glad he didn’t pour hot oil in his ears to become deaf.

who_that_guy227

Haha, “I hate my wife”. Never gets old.

DeenFishdip

Wife: Our son just called me a bitch. Husband: That son of a bitch!

Jackrwood

The ol, “me and my wife got married too young, have grown apart and can’t really stand each other, we are only together for the kids”. Never gets old.

aharvey101