So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there’s an ad for “Alberta Bear Removers.”
He calls the number and the man says he’ll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old pit bull.
“What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks.
“I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.”
He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
“What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner.
“If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.”Show Top Comments
If I spend good money to hire a professional gorilla remover, I expect him to handle all aspects of the process, including employing his own dog-shooting assistant.burrrtingz
Sometimes I’m not very smart, and I had to read it a second time… Why would he need to shoot the dog?
Then I shot my bourbon & coke out my nose.ZenYinzerDude
This is why I sort by new.Booyacaja
I read this as a man found a beer on his roof. Totally changed the joke.oharab
What if the bear’s female?whatsnottakentoo