I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift

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Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke Skywalker: How? Darth Vader, I felt your presents.

RonPalancik

Should be in r/dadjokes

ornerywolf

OK this is good

sofequeosci

We take our blessings as they present themselves.

Waitsfornoone

You are gifted.

Gafanha1