If you were Dr. Doofenshmirtz, what kind of -inator would you invent?

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The Eggplantifier-inator! SOON, ALL OF THE TRI-STATE AREA WILL BE ONE GIANT EGGPLANT FARM!!!

TheAubergineMan1987

A Ur-inator just to piss people off

Clapton_Coil

BEHOLD! THE ANTI-VACCINATOR! SOON EVERYONE IN THE TRI-STATE AREA WILL REFUSE TO BE VACCINATED. AND THE PANDEMIC WILL CONTINUE FOREVER! Perry the Platypus, you don’t look impressed? Or are you impressed? Ahh you know I can’t tell now that you wear that mask all the time. (Insert Perry the Platypus teeth chatter) Wait, what do you mean there are already people who don’t want a vaccine?

Spiderman230

I’d make the procrast-inator. Eventually.

fireman03

Ahh Perry the Platypus how unexpected… and by unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! Now, I bet you’re wondering why i have you trapped inside a traffic cone, hmm? BEHOLD! The No Red Lights Inator!! You see, back in Gimmelshtump in the days of my youth, I was always late due to being stopped by the traffic cop! Yknow the guys they had before red lights? Anyways, I was always late and brought shame to my family, and eventually my parents disowned me and I was being raised by ocelots blah blah blah whatever, you remember THAT story. BUT NOW! This inator will make it so that every time I am driving I will ALWAYS catch the green light! Perry the Platypus: *Perry noise* I know, what exactly is the evil implication of this? Well, by making it so that I always catch a green light, that means that everyone else will ALWAYS BE STUCK AT A RED LIGHT! Thereby making everyone in the Tri-State area late! And people will be so frustrated that they will demand my brother Roger be removed from office, and I will waltz in and just take over! I havent worked out the details yet, but it will work, you’ll see!

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