My ex girlfriend’s dog died,

so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

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this joke is the same joke that garry kasparov opened with in zagreb in 1988. also penis


For starters she can just play pretend like she did with you.


For once in my life I actually burst out ulghing 10/10


“It’s easy. You don’t have to feed, walk, or play with this one either.”


And that’s funny because?… Oh, /r/jokes. I thought this was /r/funny. Carrry on