The English language can be weird.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

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The Kings English Anonymous I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough? Others may stumble, but not you, On hiccough, thorough, slough and through. Beware of heard, a dreadful word, That looks like beard but sounds like bird. And dead: It is said like bed, not bead — For goodness’ sake, don’t call it deed! Watch out for meat and great and threat… They rhyme with suite and straight and debt. A moth is not the moth in mother, Nor both in bother, nor broth in brother. And here is not a match for there, Nor dear and fear for bear and pear, And then there’s dose and rose and lose — Just look them up — and goose and choose. And cork and work and card and ward, And font and front and word and sword. And do and go, then thwart and cart, Come, come, I’ve hardly made a start! A dreadful language? Why, sakes alive! I would learned to speak it when I was five. And yet, to write it, the more I tried, I hadn’t learned it at fifty-five


“Ghoti” alternate spelling for “fish” – gh from enough, o from women, ti from nation.


Read rhymes with lead but not lead. And read rhymes with lead but not lead.


That was hard to read


To all English writers: “Loose” rhymes with “noose,” “lose” rhymes with “snooze.”