Did you hear? There’s this app that lets you see which of your family members would have been nazis in WWII…

It’s called Facebook.

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I went up into my German grandfather’s attic as I was helping him clean out his home and pulled out a jacket with a filthy symbol on it. Mad as hell I marched downstairs and demanded he explain himself. “Sorry son,” he said “I should have told you I was a Manchester United fan.”


Did you hear that YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are all going to merge into one company? ​ They’re going to call it YouTwitFace.


It also shows you which ones are the ones that told he nazis where the jews were hiding.


There has never been a more true statement ever.