I have the memory of an elephant.

I saw an elephant.

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This is an excellent joke. Top shelf humor.

NotSeveralBadgers

Took me a few seconds but yes. I have the memory of a goldfish 🙂

LotusKitty2127

I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of an eagle, and a lifetime ban from the zoo. [H/T u/dankbouls87]Waitsfornoone

nice

Biggggtoe

Those were good times at the waterhole, but I wish I just had regular memories like everyone else

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