My wife yelled to me from upstairs.

Wife: “Do yo ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someones got a voodoo doll of you and the’re stabbing it.?” Me: “No.. why.” Wife:. “How about now.?”

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To whoever has my Voodoo doll, please scratch between my butt cheeks. I am ni public.

rightfashion444

My buddy said he made a voodoo doll of me. I think he is pulling my leg.

kineticbehest

Sitting on a voodoo doll of yourself; Have fun getting back up.

Waitsfornoone

Hi sir, I am here to reutrn this doll. It just does not seem to work.

4ertyaka

I went and got some acupuncture. When I came gone, someone had destroyed my voodoo doll 🙁

Eichmil