The existence of the Whopper Jr. confirms that the Whopper is not a virgin.

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When I worked at bk, I always fucked the whoppers


This makes me think of What We Do in the Shadows. “Why do vampires prefer virgins? Well, let me put it like this—when you go to eat a sandwich, it’s nice to know that no one has ever fucked that sandwich.”


I’ve seen enough weird shit on the Internet to know that someone has definitely fucked a Whopper.


Well, their buns are covered in seeds so…


First dirty joke I ever heard: Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.