TIL a doctor reviewed the injuries sustained by Marv and Harry in Home Alone 1 & 2, and concluded that 23 of the injuries would have resulted in death.

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you mean like when marv got shocked and turned into a skeleton

tran_knees

Kid threw a brick from the top of a 3 story brownstone and hit Marv in the head. Kevin was deadly. It could have been Alien vs Predator vs Mccallister

Drawkcab96

Don’t let this doctor see Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner

TruDuddyB

The first death was Kevins humanity. Motherfucker threw a brick off a god damn 3rd story building, and after seeing what it did, threw more.

astroFOUND

Good thing they are both highlanders and can only be killed by cutting their heads off…

vineyardmike