A German boy never uttered a single word growing up.

Then ,one day, aged 5, while sitting at breakfast, he looked up from his plate and said in perfect German – ‘The toast is burnt’…to which the family were amazed at. ‘You can speak, that’s amazing, why have you never spoken until now?’ He replied: ‘There was nothing wrong until now’

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I heard this anecdote about Einstein. The only difference was that the soup was very hot.

mASparseMatrix

German guy at the French border. The French customs officer asks him some questions. -Name? *-Karl Schmidt.* -Place of Residence? *-Munich.* -Occupation? *-Oh, no, no. I’m just visiting.*

Ochib

What is unbelievable is that it took until age 5 until something was wrong. Toddlers find something wrong with EVERYTHING. The cup is blue? That’s wrong! I want the red cup! Wait, this cup is red?! I DON’T WANT THE RED CUP!

bonzombiekitty

“Everything was satisfactory until now”

legosrock8282

some dude actually takes something straight out of a history textbook and posts it in here… Edit: how tf is this even a joke

Dame_Da_Ne_Moment