Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, “Some old bastard outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage.”
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, “…and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“New Zealand, sir.” the boy replied.
“Why did you leave New Zealand?” the manager asked.
The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there.”
“Is that right?” replied the manager. “My wife is from New Zealand!”
“Really?” replied the boy. “Who did she play for?”Show Top Comments
Gotta love jokes from homeLolsterlord
I’d heard the 1st half of the joke before, but this version is betterremag117
Always loved this joke. Last time I saw it the wife was from Canada: hookers and hockey players:
“Really? What position did she play?”Waitsfornoone
I like this joke!yaboionreddit
I don’t understand 🙁Earthkit