A senior citizen drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him

He floored it to 140, then 150, … then 170, … Suddenly he thought, “I’m too old for this nonsense !” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a good reason that I’ve never heard before for why you were speeding. I’ll let you go.” The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- “Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back.” !!! The Cop left saying, ” Have a good day, Sir”

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My 80 year old father-in-law tells me this joke every sunday and then we both laugh like it is the first time..

francopazv

This joke is so old, when it ws first made, the m in mph stood for meters..

dsfgewfwe

Shit, can a high end mercedes really hit 170 mph? I thought mercedes was more luxury and less sport. Ive hit 166 in a kia stinger and that was fucking fast. And yes I get its a joke but still.

nrbaird97

In another country, the police just passing by, mumbling.. use the right lane you lahme Ente..

ffsudjat

r/boomerhumour

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