Nation Rocked By 40 Million Acts Of Total Bullshit In Most Infuriating Day On Record

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Hey I made the news today!

emchesso

Hang on, that would only average about 0.12 fucking bullshits per person, which sounds like an improvement. Unless they mean 40 million *per person*, which would be just fucking typical with the day they’ve been having.

Azes13

You can’t get this level of reporting anywhere else.

duckdae

At least it wasn’t fucks, because I’m fresh out.

mackafat

Can confirm, accidentaly deleted the answers to my virtual test. Please send help

DazZani