What’s a pickup line so bad it’s awesome?

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I saw someone say on here one time (not to me, in a pick up line post) “Your bone structure gives my bone structure”. That has lived in my head rent free ever since.


Hey girl are you a microwave? Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Hey girl, are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south.


“Hey babe are you middle eastern? Because you look like you’ve got a lot of fucking problems, but as an American I wanna get involved anyway.”


Are you looking for a STUD? Because I already have the STD, all I need is U.