A Comedian in Russia.

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.

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Vladimir Putin wants to wander anonymously among his people to discover how they really feel about him. So he puts on a disguise and goes to work in a factory in Vladivostok. During a break, he asks a worker named Ivan what he thinks of Vladimir Putin. Ivan looks around and says, “Meet me after work and I’ll tell you what I think about Putin.” When Putin meets Ivan after work, Ivan leads him to a remote field. Ivan explains, “I don’t want anyone else to hear what I think about Putin. There will be trouble if anyone finds out.” When they get to the remote field, Ivan carefully makes sure no one else is there, then leans over and whispers into Putin’s ear: “Confidentially, I like the guy.”


Drop dead funny


A Russian and an American were having discussions about how free their societies were. The American said “We’re so free in our country that we can make jokes about any of our politicians, even the President.” The Russian scoffed. “We have the same freedoms – we can make jokes about your President, too!”


What do you call a Russian with Tourette’s Syndrome? Yukanol Fukov. ​ How does every Russian joke start? By looking over your shoulder.


what church does putin attend? same one as boy george, the church of the poison mind.