A cowboy is captured by indians. The chief tells the cowboy they’ll grant 3 requests before they scalp him

The cowboy thinks a minute then says, ” I wish to say goodbye to my horse then to set him free.” So they bring him his horse, he whispers in its ear then sets him off into the sunset. He tells the chief he needs to mull over the third request and the chief agrees to wait until sunset. As the sun dips in the sky, here comes the horse back, with a beautiful brunette in the saddle. “Is this your last request?” the chief asks. “Uh, no,” says the cowboy. “My last request is to say goodbye to my horse once more.” “Ok…” says the chief. The cowboy leans into his horses ear and hisses, “You idiot! I said ‘Posse! Posse!”

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*I’ve always liked this joke. Here’s my favorite version with The Lone Ranger:* The Lone Ranger was captured by Indians and was about to be put to death. The Chief spoke, “Since you are about to die, I’ll grant you a wish.” The Lone Ranger said, “I want to talk to my horse.” The Chief thought it was an odd request, but consented, and Silver was led around to the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger whispered in Silver’s ear, and the horse went galloping away. Ten minutes later, Silver came back with a stunningly beautiful blonde woman in the saddle. The Chief smirked at the Lone Ranger and said, “Go ahead and use my tent.” The Lone Ranger took the blonde into the chief’s tent and came back out some time later, saying, “I want to see my horse again.” “Again?” the Chief sighed and reluctantly agreed. The Lone Ranger whispered into Silver’s ear, and the horse went galloping away. Ten minutes later, Silver returned, this time with a beautiful redhead in the saddle. The Chief smiled broadly and said, “What a way to go. You can use my tent again.” The Lone Ranger and the woman went into the Chief’s tent and came out some time later. Immediately, the Lone Ranger said, “I want to see my horse again.” Now the Chief was getting impatient and said, “Okay, but this is the last time.” The Lone Ranger grabbed Silver’s reins and shouted at him: “Now listen, you stupid horse: posse! P-O-S-S-E!!!”


I read the the punchline thrice, bt got it.


I only see two requests, what were they?


I didn’t get it


This is similar to an old Playboy comic from the 70’s. An old Sheriff is standing at his door, and there’s a bunch of other cowboys standing outside, and the old guy says, ‟you idiot, I said go wrangle me up some pussy”