A movie theater in my town was recently robbed of over $20,000 of merchandise

The thieves apparently stole 5 popcorn/soda combos and 10 boxes of Raisinets.

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Did you hear about the truck that crashed and spilled ramen noodles all over the highway? Total damages comes to $84.33

Aradne

I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater. It’s ok though, it still saved me money.

ES_FTrader

I believe the RIAA uses the same calculation model when reporting losses due to piracy.

mr_scarl

Movie food is so expensive.

Environmental-Win836

Great job stealing this joke from that other r/jokes thread from today

WhiskeyDickens