It’s Friday night and a young woman gets chatting with a handsome army sergeant in a bar.

After a couple of drinks she asks: “So when was the last time you slept with a real woman then?” A little taken aback, the sergeant replies “Let’s see…that would have been about 2015”. With that, the woman takes him home for a thoroughly enjoyable evening. Afterwards she exclaims: “Well sergeant…for somebody who hasn’t had sex since 2015 you certainly haven’t forgotten anything!”. The man looks at his watch and says: “I should hope not, it’s only 2230!”

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Was it an honourable discharge?

Bingeljell

At last, someone updated the joke!

randomuser8765

He must have been a Drill Sergeant.

supermayhem

Excellent

AndersTheUsurper

Solid joke

CustodianOfOne