Orphan socks are not orphan, they lost their sibling not their parents.

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So with that logic I am in care and control of them we will say a parent…… If I die does that make my socks orphans?


I guess I better continue never calling them orphan socks.


See, I’ve always called socks “mates”. So, that would make them widow socks…


Is this actually a well known term? I’ve never heard this before now


Am I not my socks parents? Any sock that is lost, or loses its sibling, loses me too.