Pot users welcome: Amazon won’t test jobseekers for cannabis

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if they really do this, amazon is about to have a shitload of people applying

DragonflyFinal

Their excessive turnover rate demands that they widen their net. They’re desperate for labor to exploit.

SoylentGrunt

If they ever decide to test their employees there’s plenty of urine samples already lying around their facilities

r1chghett0

Marijuana Prime is on the way soon!

AceValentine

“Can’t get stoned?” What do you mean? It’s shitty work. Everybody does that, all right? Carpenters, electricians, dishwashers, floor cleaners, lawyers, doctors, fuckin’ politicians, CBC employees, principals, people who paint the lines on the fuckin’ roads, get stoned, it’ll be fun, get to work! Oh, and this is the most important, go down to the Shit-Mart. I need a bag of chicken chips. If they don’t have chicken, get me dill pickle. And I want a chocolate milk.

whiskeyblackout