The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.
Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.
He bent over to pick it up…
Then all the other bells started to ring…Show Top Comments
*Here’s the ‘missing’ part:*
<…> The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, eleven bells remained silent.
One of higher monks said to others: ‟I see Sister Annette doing her job perfectly, yet maybe we still should considering replacing her after all her 60 years of impeccable service?..”
Thank goodness there wasn’t a school playground on the other side of the road, it would have given the poor bastards tinnitus.FinnCullen
Okay this one made me laughKlepto_Nite
A gym teacher at my secondary school told us this joke when I was younger…Pinestachio