A girl went to confession.

Girl: I think I am pregnant. Priest: How did this happen my child.? Girl: I think it might have been the second coming. Priest: What makes you think it’s the second coming.? Girl: Because I swallowed the first one father.

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Confession jokes are great


Girl number one confesses to having touched a man’s penis.. Go .. wash your hands in holy water says the priest. Girl number two confesses to having seen a penis. Go..wash your eyes in holy water Girl number three having known the other girls and what they told her they would confess to exits the confession booth calling out. Save some of that holy water for me girls he told me I have to GARGLE with it!


Wasn’t this a porn movie a few years ago?


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