Einstein and His Driver.

One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!” The driver agrees: “You’re right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don’t know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place.” “That’s a great idea!” says Einstein. “Let’s switch places then!” So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd, there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won’t be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. The driver looks at him, dead in the eye, and says : “Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I’m going to let my driver reply to it for me.”

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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person. I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.

mrshatnertoyou

The pope was driven around to some important event. On the way he suddenly asked his driver to stop – “Hey, I always have to sit in the back and wait. This is so boring, I really want to drive a car again, and if it’s only for 15 minutes – please let’s change places.” So the driver sat down in the back and the pope got behind the wheel. And just a moment later they were cruising around the landscape with a speed this car never was driven before and the pope has one hell of a good time – until a police siren cuts through the sound of the motor. The pope stops the car and pulls down the window as the police man approaches the car. He takes one look at the pope and gasps, runs back to his car and grabs the radio: “*krrchchh* Hey, I just stopped this car for speeding…” “*Brzzfff* Yes, and is there a problem you can’t handle?” *(Whispers)*” I think I made an awful mistake..” “*Knarrrzzff* Why? You said they were much over the speed limit, so what?” “*Wrrzpff* His chauffeur is the pope…”

zwischendenstuehlen

Loved this joke🙂😆🙃😀✌️

Kaizen-5

And that driver? He was Albert Einstein

fryingpas

This is a true story I’m pretty sure

waterbyseth