President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.

Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine. The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he’d be giving out free bottles of water. Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. “We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all” The Irish President replied: “Well, if you guys aren’t giving out beer, then neither am I.”

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Why do they serve bud light cold? So you can tell it apart from urine.


I asked my Jewish friend what beer he got. He said he didn’t get any, hebrew it himself.


Light beer is for people who don’t like beer but like to pee a lot…


I thought people who were vaccinated couldn’t get Corona.


I feel like giving Corona to people getting the vaccine would defeat the purpose.