Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!” She points up and says: “3 pulls” Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off. Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…” Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics” Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

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I noped out at “Prof. X stands up”… The fuck he did! Gave it the benefit to see the punchline Bravo!