Gov. Spencer Cox seeks heaven’s help — beyond the clouds — for drought relief, asks Utahns to pray for rain. My opinion? It ain’t gonna work. We need to do a rain dance.

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Ya, I think having a bunch of Mormons trying to dance would just look awkward and embarrassing and God would do then a favour and pretend not to notice them.


Apparently God is a fan of climate change. Don’t call for rain when drought is clearly part of The Plan™.


Have you ever heard of the “naked maidens mud dance” I heard when performed correctly, it’s always successful in bringing forth the rains.


Nonsense… Every one knows the only way to summon rain is washing your car.


Texas is getting it all.