Gov. Spencer Cox seeks heaven’s help — beyond the clouds — for drought relief, asks Utahns to pray for rain. My opinion? It ain’t gonna work. We need to do a rain dance.

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Ya, I think having a bunch of Mormons trying to dance would just look awkward and embarrassing and God would do then a favour and pretend not to notice them.

TheBestPeter

Apparently God is a fan of climate change. Don’t call for rain when drought is clearly part of The Plan™.

FlyingSquid

Have you ever heard of the “naked maidens mud dance” I heard when performed correctly, it’s always successful in bringing forth the rains.

_PukyLover_

Nonsense… Every one knows the only way to summon rain is washing your car.

TheForestMan

Texas is getting it all.

ChumleyEX