If you could have one NSFW power, what would it be?

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I mean, my default power of shapeshifting isn’t inherently NSFW, but it totally would be.

hippolyte_pixii

The ability to make animals have an intense urge to mate with a specific target. Guy tries to rob you on the street? Here come the rats out of alley and sewers. Guy getting in your face in the park? Call upon the squirrels or unlesh the hounds.

CookiesChoco

Making porn pop up on people’s computer right when their boss is about to talk to them

Sufficient-Ad-8977

Anyone I bang, gets a million dollars. The Charlie Sheen power

SweetNSourClam

The ability to enter videos/images and participate in the “plot”

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