Man Exiting Store While Alarm Sounds Makes Big Show Of Looking Surprised To Appear Innocent

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When I exit a store and the security guard is giving me a suspicious look, I’ll often stand outside the store and casually look at my phone for twenty seconds before walking off. This is to indicate to the guard that I’m innocent, because I would have rushed away if I were a shoplifter.

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Unless it’s a store I frequent, I just keep right on walking when the alarm goes off. I know I didn’t steal anything, and I have no time for nonsense. No one has ever tried to stop me. If they ever did, I’d just be like, “no, thank you” and keep walking. “Please. Lay one finger on me. Whatever I may have stolen will seem insignificant when everything you once owned is now mine.”

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