My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic

But I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord

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I have a Toyota Highlander. My wife said she wanted one too. I told her no. In the end, there can be only one.

elee0228

Lincoln this joke together, must have been a real grinding of the gears.

Demmetros

What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?

alopgeek

Accords are a bit roomier than Civics, so you’ve got that going for you.

Waitsfornoone

Don’t try this with a rental car if it’s a Hertz.

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