The Doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and seeming a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
“Breast-fed,” she replied.
“Strip down to your waist,” the Doctor said.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for awhile in a detailed examination. Motioning her to get dressed, he said, “No wonder this baby is underweight, you don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his Grandma, but I’m glad I came.”Show Top Comments
Oh she came.. just like that?imacatinahuman
Double entendres are fun.SchmittyMcbeerme
We have a neighbor who was a grandmother at 27…. And a great grandmother at 41….Lrdoflamancha
*happy Grandma noises*BlackSkull7X