As I looked at my naked body in the mirror…

I thought to myself, “I’m going to get kicked out of Ikea any moment now.”

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Solid joke.

Strongest-There-Is

Apparently 2 in 5 Europeans were conceived in an IKEA bed. But when I tried it they threw me out.

thermidorthelobster

r/FutureForseeability

Waitsfornoone

Nice

VariaOwl

I can see Larry the cable guy tell this

Cuno4