Mohammad, a child of Arab parents was enrolled in a school in New York. On the first day, his teacher asked, ‘What is your name?’ The boy replied, ‘Mohammad’.

‘From now on your name is Harry as you are in America,’ she said. In the evening, when he came back, his mother asked, ‘How was your day Mohammad?’ He said, ‘My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America and my name is Harry.’ His mother slapped him and said angrily: ‘Aren’t you ashamed of trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion?’ Then she called his father and he also slapped him. The next day when the teacher saw him with his face red and asked what happened, Mohammad said, ‘Madam, four hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Arabs’.

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Im an Arab and my name is Mohammad and its funny a good one


Oh my god


A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their girlfriends. “What are you getting your girlfriend?” asks the poor man. And the rich man says “I’m getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes.” “Why both?” asks the poor man. And the rich man says “That way if she doesn’t like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring.” And then the rich man asks the poor man “What are you getting your girlfriend?” And the poor man says “I’m buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself.”


I heard the version where it was a black kid covered in flower.


My brother says there are only 75 jokes and 20,000 variations of each. This proof. I saw Godfrey Cambridge tell this at least 60 years ago. A little black kid gets into his mother’s face cream and smears it all over his face. He goes onto the kitchen and said, Look, Mama, I’d a little white boy. His mama smacks him on the ass and says, Go wipe the stuff off yo face. Walking past is dad in the living room, he says, Look, Daddy, I’d a little white boy. His dad swats him on the ass and says, Get that crap off your face! A few minutes later his uncle is walking by the bathroom and sees him wiping his face and crying. What’s up, little man? And the kid says, I ain’t been a white boy 10 minutes and i already hate 2 dirty no**ers.