Sensei, I’ve been training for years, and I’m not getting any stronger. What’s going on?

“Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?” “Yes.” “Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?” “Yes.” “Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?” “Yes, Sensei.” “That’s the problem. You keep watching stupid shit instead of practicing!”

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The student hasn’t been washing cars, painting fences nor balancing on a wooden platform… on water. No wonder he’s a loser. If you know what I’m talking about… ”Wax on, wax off.”


Sensei OP 😂


Good idea, but I don’t really like the joke. The guy said that he has been training for years, it seems that the trainer, not the trainee has the problem.


Practicing hard makes good sensei.


Me in life right Keon Whatcing stupid shit on YouTube and Trying to produce something useful.