Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a restaurant, and Sylvester Stallone is like: “Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I’m all out of ideas at the moment, I’m kind of bored with the standard action flicks.”

Chuck says: “Don’t you have any ideas?” “Yeah, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers” That’s when Arnold trows himself in the conversation and says: “That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!” “And who will you be, Arnold?” “I’ll be Bach.”

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Shoulda seen that coming, but I didn’t


That’s it with the puns guys. This is too much for me to Handel.


I will tell this one everyday


Mehhh..arnie would know how to produce Bach…


Big nose exhale.