‘The Onion’ Endorses Legal Marijuana

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For a moment there, I thought they were being serious. Then “After decades of such folly, the choice is clear: We must legalize marijuana as the next step on our path to the breakdown of all laws and societal norms. If we someday want to live in a world where heroin, sex trafficking, and murder are all permitted, we need to start by legalizing pot.” The rest of the article was hysterical.

jabbadonut2

They had us in the first half not gonna lie.

Bungus_Schlonk

Legalize vehicular man slaughter

Just-Call-Me-Sepp

>No man’s hands should be bound, none of his thirsts should remain unquenched, no child should remain unemployed. Now this is journalism.

_nsb10_

LoL! which side are you really on, Mr Onion 😂?

pulakeshi2020