Woman Does Karate In Walmart Parking Lot, Kicks Out Police Car Window While Son Strips Naked Inside & Dog Steals Cornbread

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That woman looks 70, not 46.

SultanofShit

>The Eau Claire Police Department identified 46-year-old Lisa Smith and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann as the suspects. Investigators said the dog is named Bo. > >Dog named Bo… cute. > >Anyways, moving on… > >All hell broke loose when Bo, who didn’t have a leash, began running throughout the store. While Benny was trying to track down Bo, Lisa began tearing apart the store displays until security asked her to leave. She left the store and proceeded into the parking lot where she began to do karate until the police arrived. When the police tried to arrest her, she kicked out the back window of the police cruiser. Apparently, she’s pretty good at karate. > >Meanwhile, Benny stripped off all of his clothes and is running around the store naked eventually commandeering an electric scooter and trying to run over the responding police officers. Bo left the store with a box of cornbread mix in his mouth. > >Benny was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft. His mom was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping. Bo, however, was let off with a warning… because, you know, he’s a dog.

MilhouseLaughsLast

Let me guess, Florida? Edit: and the article author is on to me

pobody

Glad the Dog wasn’t arrested. I don’t care about the other people. Just the Dog.

_DogLips_

That first sentence is gold.

Trippytrickster