A congressman was seated in first class next to a little girl on an airplane.

He turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the congressman. “How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?” as he smiled smugly. “OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?” The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy when you don’t know crap?” Then she went back to reading her book.

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Senator McConnell stole my daughter’s pet rabbit. Mitch better have my bunny.

elee0228

Best part about the joke is, you can replace it with literally any type of person you do not like

Folkvin

And the the whole plane stood up and clapped

New_Guy_Is_Lame

And thta girl was Albert Einstein.

hallgk

This is what dumb people think clever sounds like.

yuluyele