A zookeeper calls an ambulance and says: “Help, a crocodile took my leg off!”

The EMT asks: “Oh my god, which one?” “I don’t know”, the zookeeper says, ” those bastards all look the same!”

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I think they’ll catch it later. Or after a while.

peter-forward

TIL all legs look the same to zookeepers

Happy_Each_Day

This will financially ruin him

aash10239

Because he was wearing crocs.

texaschair

And don’t call him Shirley.

WeAllHaveReasons