An 18 year old girl tells her mom that she has missed her last 2 periods…

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy test. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Crying, cursing and Shouting the mother says, “Who was the bastard that did this to you? I want to know!” The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Rolls-Royce stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Royce and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: “Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take care of it.” “I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.” “Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Royce, a mansion, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?” At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand menacingly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You fuck her again.”

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Last time I heard this joke I fell off of my dinosaur


Plot wtist, the ferrari driver is the bus driver


Then the daughter says “No, I left school early today, and missed my last 2 periods”


this joke is so old the baby died of old age 20 years ago


Yes we have all been exposed to this one